You Know Your Husband Is Working Too Hard When...

You know your husband is working too hard when you have this little dialogue at 4AM:

Me: Hey dear, Naomi is crying.  Should I let her cry a little longer, or should I feed her?
Christopher: (slurring) The attorney's fees are free.
Me: I didn't hear you, what...?
Christopher: (annoyed) The attorney's fees are free!
Me: What are you talking about?
Christopher: (matter of factly) In this lawsuit, the attorney's fees are free.
Me: (now sincerely curious) Why would the attorney's fees be free???
Christopher: (slurring) I don't know.......

And back to bed he went.  For the record, I did go into Naomi's room and held her til she calmed down.  :) But truth be told, I am still a bit perplexed as to why said attorney would be working free of charge...